Burned? I’ve heard there’s good money to be made in that...

Maxed our 401k’s. It reduces your taxes. Costs us like, 18K to put 24K in our accounts.

Or who just stop and assume that you’re telepathic.

Sir Sean Connery.

I run my business from home and I’m glad to take a break to load the dishwasher, do some yard work, go for a walk etc...

It’s normal parlance for everyone there. Same in the UK.

Yes. Me too. i09 suffers from that these days.

White. Uneducated. Trump voter.

Trying to do things that should be intuitive but when using iTunes they aren’t.

At least it seems he’s not enjoying the position.

Not from the US.

I literally exploded in laughter at your comments.

Great article.

Slowly...

Does no one address the ‘well regulated militia’ aspect?

You can also ooze confidence...

I hear you. I tend to treat myself to a nice cocktail, like a Manhattan, before dinner, and then tap water during dinner to taste the food better.

Go for the single malt...hic...