and how would he even know who Keith Urban was if he doesn’t watch TV or use the interwebs?

Women who use their power and privilege to help people are such a buzz kill AMIRITE

By the Sea was their Gigli.

I heard he would bond with one child, and then after the kid was really comfy and happy, he’d abandon that kid for a different kid.

Also -- is the press going to harangue Brad for a decade now because of this divorce like they did to Jennifer Aniston? 

Oh DAMN.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

That summer of everyone playing Pokemon Go really trained them well.

This fucking loser is an American citizen trying to kill people in the country that took him in, gave him citizenship, and provided him with opportunity. Here’s where everyone comes out to equate America with all the other horrible evils in the world. Yes, America has systemic, terrible problems, and questionable…

I can tell you are very INFORMED by the WAY you CAPITALIZE things for EMPHASIS. You are DEFINITELY not TALKING out of your ASS at ALL.

Travolta is 62, should be someone older.

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

And there you have it... An empty, orange suit says things, and a derelict media lets him phone in his performance without any real follow up or questioning about any number of scandals that would automatically eject any other “normal” candidate. But because he’s Donald Trump.

Can we not call two people raping another person a theesome? Jesus.

Yeah I didn’t find that paragraph weird at all. America has stupid ideas about male & female roles but then looks down on ones that many other cultures have embraced for eons. His descriptions of male & female encompases some pretty basic stuff.

You know, this makes a kind of sense to me, lol. I am not currently high.

One of those old standby theories on how to judge someone on your first date with them is to watch their interaction and tip to the server. Not surprised that he fails like the fucking douche he is.

I think this is a beautiful sentiment. The idea that finding balance between two opposites is how you find harmony, this is not a new idea. Why does it sound so crazy to you?

I took my kid to an event this weekend. I was very excited and a lot of people I work with in volunteer committees were there. When people met my son and asked how he was, he kept replying “I’m bored and this is stupid.” I finally took him to the car, threatened to beat him, and put him on restriction.