“Men are afraid women will take their canoe paddles. Women are afraid of losing their spirituality.”

Listen, aside from personal safety considerations, I think a phone breakup over a 15 months-long relationship is a dick move. But I don’t like Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles, either, so...

He grew up in the US, and if he was placed in a special class for students who qualify under the disability category of Emotional Disturbance, it wasn’t due to parent choice. It was based on psycho-educational testing. I’ve been in ED classes. The kids there are in the class because they need smaller classes with more…

Mateen reportedly used multiple Facebook accounts to post pro-ISIS messages. He also checked to see if his attack was trending in the midst of it.

OMG. I had not seen them. Is this set in the 1930's? Also,

He’d be a great bond, although I’m still pulling for my boy Idris!

Ha, the breakup narrative was so flattering to him. He loved her but he just wasn’t in love with her, you know? She was desperately in love with him and wanted to get married but he so wasn’t feeling that. So, much respect! She’s probably just not a very sexual person.

Also, nice job on the continuing use of the phrase Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles - never forget this douche thought “Calvin Harris” would be a great stage name because it sounded ‘blacker’...

Guy Who Used To Date Taylor Swift Talks. No One Cares.

Radar has viewed the photo, which features a shirtless man sprawled on a bed, holding his erect penis. The bottom half of the man’s face can be seen in the photo, and the facial hair matches Harris’s usual scruff. In addition, a mole often seen by Harris’s lower right waistband in his shirtless shots is seen in this…

So mysterious. Read the original interview — he brings up Knightley immediately, totally unprompted:

the fact that he calls her a supermodel too. Like, as if Adam Levine was the fucking real actor dude instead of the singer. Wtf.

The entire comment is full of so much WTF, like Adam Levine is held up as an example of an actors actor?

I’ll admit to an intense love of Keira Knightley that makes me biased but, IN WHAT UNIVERSE CAN SOMEONE STATE THAT ADAM LEVINE IS MORE TALENTED THAN KEIRA KNIGHTLEY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?!?!

I think we’re all missing the most offensive bit of what he said, which is that Adam Levine is a film actor capable of self analysis.

He does realize that blackmail implies withholding damaging information for gain, not releasing it for the world to see, with no way to take it back, right? RIGHT? I'm sure she just hit herself then blamed him. Women. All bitches. All of us.

Doug Stanhope is an unfunny, misogynistic piece of shit who can suck on my balls.

Ah, I had the “no, actually *she’s* the abuser” shit pulled on me as well - they think that their lies will be bought because “admitting” that a woman abused you is so humiliating and emasculating that it has to be true. My ex was lying (disgustingly) then, sooooo I’m going to call bullshit on the claim that Heard is…

Who cares what this guy thinks?

Who?