Oh, I totally pee in the shower. It saves time AND water.

Vicky has THE LONGEST EXTENSIONS EVER, and tends to wear black or white short shorts and Keds. She has a very singular fashion sense. On the other hand. I can understand not saying anything to her about it. You know, because of Her Connections.

Her styling is always off, to me. Last Fashion Week all her models where wearing babushkas.

I always give my seat to pregnant women; women with little kids who need wrangling, and old people. I kind of feel like if I offer, and the person gets all offended and yells at me, that's their rudeness, not mine.

I actually don't dislike the dress that much, but every time I see her, it really strikes me how much she looks like Demi pre-surgery, and the short Ghost-ish hair really brings it home. I don't know why she's getting photographed, other than because her parents are famous, but it's kind of nice to see a girl who…

Aw, Suri is really cute. I even dig the bob, frankly.

I am thrilled she's almost as pale as I am, but while I LOVE Dr. Kimberly Shaw, I'm not wild about the flip flops on this particular occasion. However, who's to say she didn't change into more comfortable shoes once they got to the church?

Those shoes can debilitate me all over town, honestly.

Hang on. She's only 23? Oh, honey.

Marie Claire is truly awful. They absolutely soft-balled Huckabee, and to follow up last month's story on how appalling it is that starlets are going pantyless with "How Lohan Can You Go?" is....sending mixed messages at best. As is the whole rag. Their fashion and make-up pieces are the worst laid-out I've ever seen.…

PCOS, maybe? It sounds like she was having problems ovulating, which is a common issue with PCOS sufferers, regardless of their age.

I just want to know why it sounds like all of Sam's lines have been dubbed by another actor six months after production wrapped.

I actually really like that bag, just not for that price. Or anywhere near that price.

Sarah is cute. Everytime I read her blog, I want to tell her to just get drunk and get it over with, so she can stop having that whole Virgin Stress thing hanging over her head. You know, like I did in college.

Locking the door seems awfully...threatening.

The last one is Alice Evans, Ioan Grufffflfflfleed's girlfriend (however you spell his name). Don't ask me how I know that.

I kind of like the whale bag. It's so aggressively preppy. Though the model holding it is styled kind of like a nouveau Mary Poppins.

While I always snickered when Cosmo would refer to the wang area as "your man's moan zone," my personal fave is the historical-romance-novel-approved "manroot."