The most shocking stat is that someone is paying whiny egotist Chris Evans anything.

What every gender reveal party really needs is a good guy with a gun.

Infinity dollars on someone’s ex-husband or ex-boyfriend.

I’ve had people say that to me before, and one of my life goals is to have someone say it to me on the last day on a job, so I can reply back, “did you forget? Do you need me to call 911?” without getting fired.

he was snorting cocaine or meth or something in the toilet. that was not “road rage”, that was some drug-fueled paranoia and delerium.

I’m rather impressed by how fast that guy jumped into the water to save her.

Pass. This doesn’t need to be a movie.

but I just don’t get why we need a movie of it.

I don’t see HOW to make a movie out of it.

This was a really sweet story but I just don’t get why we need a movie of it.

Hey man, before they tore it down to build MSG and the current shithole, the old Penn Station would have been a phenomenal place for porn:

I am 99% certain this is exactly what happened.

Sorry guys, I accidentally cast my screen to “DC Train Station ALL” instead of “DC Train Station Basement office”

“The world is ending pretty soon. Give away your shit, abandon your families, and follow me around, or burn forever.”

Thank you. I recently suportted a friend during a visit to a local PP and was so grateful for the escorts. Having never witnessed a visit to a clinic before I was surprised by the protesters. I told her we’d walk arm and arm and to only listen to my voice, when I noticed a man approaching my car door, I threw my arm…

Why can’t the police ever use excessive force when it’s really, really warranted?

I threw in Dr to Tiller to remind us of all the doctors, nusrses and countless others in the health industry who have given their lives and continue to put their lives on the line to protect our access to safe abortions. We can beat these anti choice nut jobs.

I used to be a pro-lifer. You know who changed my mind? PRO-LIFERS!
My sense of pragmatism and good nature just couldn’t stand the bull shit anymore.
“So, you’re telling me that Jesus told you...
-to wake up at 5 am
-on a Saturday
-drive to the nearest abortion clinic
-with a sign
-and verbally assault...an 18 year old…

THERAPY MOOSE FUCK YEAH

Where in the fuck were these horses when I was getting hauled off the plane in full panic attack?

Toronto: step up your game. I want horses.