AIM, specifically ICQ, reminds me of a time in life that I never want to forget. RIP AIM, you helped me get girls when I was too shy to do it in person.

Mid-life crisis douche bags who own Cigar boats are the WORST.

I’m 33 and I make $70,000 annually. I own a 2001 Sanger DX II. Eat shit, Drew.

Hahaha. I noticed the other morning that I walked “like a fucking creep” barefoot down my hall to the shower. Now I know why! Thanks Kelly!

Check out all of these people getting upset at people protesting.

THAT’S FOOTBALL, BABY.

Team America: World Police!

Regardless of how he feels on certain issues, he’s just gotta learn to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

ESPECIALLY a city like Oakland. I agree. The only reason the A’s are sticking around (apparently) is because this proposed stadium will be privately funded.

That’s the big reason they left...the public DIDN’T want to pay for it, especially broke-ass Oakland.

This guy is a Clown. Gives Raider fans a bad name. Just because he paints his face doesn’t make him a bigger fan than any of us. I broke a bone in my hand because of this fucking team. Has he? Does that make me a bigger fan? No. It just makes me an idiot, just like him.

NERDS

Watched*

Principal: “Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no…

Well, slave trade in Great Britain was directly associated with slavery in America. In the case of the British Empire, slaves weren’t shipped entirely to the American colonies, however. There’s a good chance they would’ve ended up being in North Africa or some Indian jungle.

I’d debate the part where you say “diet” in a sentence that’s pro-Taco Bell.

Mike,

Get Adam Schefter on the case. I’m sure he could weasel out the girl’s medical records to give us an update on her health.

I’d combat that by saying they COMPLETELY saved this game. It was a disaster at release and they’ve steadily updated & fixed it to the point where it’s literally one of the best competitive shooters going...almost TWO YEARS after release.

So explain to me how this is different from Hank Williams calling Obama a Nazi outside of the confines of ESPN? There is no difference. It’s practically the same thing.