All I’m saying is if I were Jurgen, I’d much rather have my players develope in Germany, Netherlands, England etc. than play in the MLS against a bunch of frat guys named Brody.

I don’t consider myself hip for hating MLS. Would I call you hip if you liked to eat a big bowl of hot shit for breakfast everyday instead of steak and eggs? No. I’d say you had bad taste.

Who do you MLS honks/Donovan think you are? Where is this gold-standard of quality football that everyone seems to think the USMNT is known for? Half of the USMNT supporters thought “soccer” was “gay” before 2010.

You lose. Thanks for coming.

...and in a parallel universe, playing against FC Barcelona is equal to the Japanese women’s national team. #AmericanSoccerFans