His loyalty to George Lucas was pretty clear from his comments about George being “kind enough” to let him have a purple lightsaber.....and seeing how badly George has taken the new movie....seems reasonable he is going to side with his buddy over this one. Don’t bite the $4.0 billion dollar hand that feeds you....

a love of anal sex?

No, of course not...just my penis. It’s disgusting.

What about using tongs? It’s amazingly easy and keeps you from having to wash your hands a million times when prepping chicken. I have about 10 different pairs so I can use specific ones for chicken/steak/pork/sea food/veggies, etc. Never get your hands dirty again!