another common miscue on the bible's account: instead of "Let there be light.." it was supposed to read "Let there be bipartisan political agendas"

there is a typo in the bible. John 11:35 "Jesus wept." should actually read: "Jesus fucking break-danced ."

they call me Sheik the Shineboi...cuz i ball hard with a straight face.

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