Who took the photos, Bob Guccione?

Cut the price in half and I’d be willing to spend more time evaluating the merits of a low mileage Dodge Stratus, but I’m certain I’d still pass after running through such a mundane thought exercise. These weren’t good when new and time surely has not been any kinder. This is priced with the assumption that it is…

As a motorcyclist, I have mostly negative feelings about any trike. On the plus side, they allow a rider who has physical mobility issues to be able to ride (no need to be able to balance the vehicle at a stop being the chief benefit). Everything else is a negative.

Never buy a used Subaru. Or a new one for that matter.

Relive? Almost nobody respected a LeBaron or Aspen enough back then to drop a hard earned $ into a build. If you want to relive the 79s/80s this isn’t the car for you. This is a pioneer of the new era where the muscle car herd has been so thinned that you are now stuck with whatever sad relics are left.

Your anger is out of this world.

Gayliens.

They were wearing spanx.

It’s cool, just not 4.5k cool. 

ND, as much as I like the idea of a modded Volvo wagon hoon mobile there's to many expensive time bombs here. For $3,000 I'd risk it

... oh Hail no!

First, I see this is going down in flames, when I hit the No Dice button on the poll I was a little curious, I mean I knew it was a loser, but didn’t know how big. My faith in the Jalopotariat is renewed and restored.

Not sure if trolling or not but if you do plan on driving a car, especially one that’s 33 years old, you absolutely do not want one with extremely low miles unless you plan on putting a LOT of work into it. Seals and other parts go bad, dry rot, crack if not used, and not allowed to get up to temperature regularly.…

When new, the ZR-1 was about twice the price of a base Corvette. Over the years, as the C4 has depreciated, the ZR-1 held that ratio. While you can get a rough C4 for the change in your couch cushions, there are no rough ZR-1s. Could a base C4 in comparable condition with comparable mileage fetch $15k?

Crashing is a near certainty for all riders.

I should clarify. when learning it is very likely that at low speeds (like zero mph) you will just drop the thing. you try and put the kickstand down on gravel, you are not holding the handlebars tights. shit happens. you do that on a $15k ducati...you will feel dumb. you do it on a $700 street hawk 450..no biggie.

My ‘99 E55 AMG I got 2 years ago has fairly extensive service service records from its 12(!) previous owners. Amongst the receipts is a signed 8x10 of a Victoria’s Secret Model.Don’t know if she was an ex-owner or maybe a Car Show Model and her pic got stuck in with the paperwork. Still a nice surprise and reminded me…

My sister-in-law had one of these maybe ~10 years ago. It was a fantastic little SUV. At the time, hers was a rusty POS, but it was a good one. It felt open and airy inside with a surprising amount of space/utility for a smaller vehicle. More modern vehicles seem downright clausterphobic and tiny inside today by…

ND... while it’s in great condition, I think this thing is only worth $10K max.

There’s a lot of “History” to unpack there in much the same way someone who’s never read the Bible but heard from a priest that it hates lesbians and goes on to tell people that God hates Ellen leaves a lot to unpack.