“Meh. When you’re done with all that, what you have is a ‘65 Falcon with a six and a slushbox.”

and too many doors 

White Line Fever (1975)
Duel (1971)
Every Which Way but Loose (1978) 

“ Soviet and Chinese victims just don’t have good PR.”

Not to mention that the Chinese are still being oppressed by the same government. And the Soviets were better (and had much more time) at hiding their atrocities than the Nazis (who were essentially “caught in the act”)

“...with a manual so his idiot friends won’t be able to drive it.”

“But I don’t have kids nor do I want one”

Then this is the car for you!  

“. This Humvee wears Goodyear Wrangler tires with what’s claimed to be nearly full tread, although should you manage to flatten one of those you’re going to be SOL since the truck doesn’t seem to carry a spare.”

If I remember correctly, these didn’t carry a spare...instead they are equipped with run-flat devices that…

I drove a ton of miles in these, almost always wearing earplugs. Same for deuce-and-a-halfs, which are even noisier than HMMWVs.

The over-your-regular-glasses kind

Needs a Hornet logo on the tiller. Other than that I’m with you.

Sometimes you just gotta say “what the fuck”.   Nice price!

Most places I’ve lived it’s 25 years or older for historic / antique plates -- and this one just makes it.

Most US cars from this era suck and this one is no exception.  I particularly hated Fords from the early to mid-80s.  If the 5.0 swap was already done (and done well) it might be worth a look, but as is?  Massive crack pipe, even if the throws in the go-fast parts with the deal.

“$4k is def CP, but i’m sure there’s a price that will make you say “NP”. lol”

This is where I am on this one. I’d vote NP at $3000, It would need to be in better shape to warrant more $$$ than that.

I was thinking there was a plastic window over those cutouts

“saturday-morning-abduction-attempt-on-vinton-street-r99b3527b15"

More like Victim Street, amiright?

That’s Campbell’s 1933 Bluebird. He had earlier Land Speed Record cars that were also called Bluebird.

“You know, because they’re either too lazy or too dumb to click “view poll results”.

That function quit working after they switched switched up the polling tool a while back

*vroom vroom*  “Hey!! Look at me!! Attracting attention to myself!”

“I like when artists just give their albums a number.”

The issue here isn’t necessarily the condition of the car, but that the current or previous owner decided it was more important to spend time and money on aftermarket wheels, lowering, upholstery, and a sound system, rather than fixing functional issues like rust, wipers, windshield, and a broken tail light.