Florida?

Price has been lowered to $13,500. Still crack pipe.
“WILL TRADE FOR A...1985 CADILLAC ELDORADO...”
Wut? That’s basically the same car. Why would he be willing to trade for the same generation Eldo unless there was something terribly wrong with this one? 

Ford Taurus SHO SVT Raptor Eddie Bauer edition

“$30k and they can’t be bothered to add ABS?”

Having looked at other photos on the ‘net, I’m pretty sure this has ABS. Harley’s ABS sensor is a small ring (just a bit larger than the axle) that is located on the left side between the fork leg and the wheel bearing, so you wouldn’t be able to see it in this photo. If…

You need to quit going to shitty dealerships.  There are plenty of good ones out there.

Since it sounds about the same, what portion of Syria did the U.S. annex?

Well if you’re famous, they let you do whatever you want, you can grab ‘em by the pussy, or whatever

MS is Mississippi, not Missouri  (which is MO)

Soylent Green

Soylent Green

If it were amphibious, I’d be more inclined to vote nice price.  As it stands, it’s well into crack pipe territory.  No power, impossible to source parts for, and as they say, rare does not mean valuable.

I always thought it was so you can lock the shifter (as opposed to the steering lock that is built into most car ignition switches).

KaKao

“ Is this thing worth $3500 and a few hours labor?”

Nope 

Here’s a tip for y’all. If the hotel has a bar and restaurant, check to see what the bar is doing for happy hour. Sometimes they will have complimentary food from the restaurant during happy hour. I stayed in one hotel that had a different menu every night at the bar. Just buy a drink and the food (served buffet…

777

A quick look-around, and I couldn’t find one this clean for less than this one’s asking, so I’m voting NP.  Asking price for these appears to be from $15,000 to $30,000 for any decent ones.

“Frozen pizza?? Oh hon, you’re around the wrong people.”
Chef Boy-ar-dee isn’t even frozen pizza, it’s a make-your-own pizza kit in a box (consisting of dough mix, sauce and dry-ass grated cheese).  

I didn’t see anyone mention it, those black steelies with the chrome trim rings are Oldsmobile Rallye wheels, which IMO are the best looking of 70's GM wheels.

Gimme one with the Big Oly paint job