hoserdave
Hoser Dave
hoserdave

Better yet, convert a Caprice Wagon 8 Pass to Impala SS Spec and make it the wagon that Jesus would drive.

Yes, but in the Impala you can cruise and not hide from being seen by your friends. You also need a membership to the local bowling lanes in that Caddy.

Why buy that when they made these? Throw some go fast bits at it and make it the barge you need!

1988 Cavalier - Heater Core bypass - Temp was in the low 40's, raining, in an old parking lot, with a janky piece of copper pipe and a couple of hose clamps. Used the scissor jack and prayed that I was gonna make it out alive. After about 45 mins, soaked and on the verge of tears, I got it buttoned up.

Kijiji - And I’m on the hunt for one to run in a local Gambler 500 in April.  

Somehow Mazda managed to build cars with rust. There’s a reason why none are left.

False. Rental Cars are not cars. They’re fantasy machines where you get to try all that kickass driving you see on TV with an insurance waiver.

Clearly someone has taken this car for regular joyrides and has attempted to roll the odometer back Ferris Bueller style to no avail.

US Auto Sterling heights has an ‘05 right now. Might solve your issues with the front clip if it’s on the donor car.

A thousand high fives to you sir. Was horrible to endure the 2014 and 15 playoff runs with him ruining the moment.

There’s a bunch of us in Metro Detroit that know too much. It’s alot harder for suppliers! We know what all our customers are doing!

Overheard at Faraday Future HQ

Alright Dave, go find the guy who collected all the old in car entertainment options, or the seat cover guy. Really test your skills!

He’ll have to pray to the car gods to find the original owner.

They’re saving him for his pinch hitting prowess.

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All future cars already sound like this. Duh.

One Shelby Clone or EIGHT Miatas.

Because a pickup truck is to easy.

e-Evolution.