If Americans can’t figure out that there are three competitions that soccer teams play in, how the fuck do they figure out this:

Nah son. In the fall, footy coverage mitigates the insufferable amount of NFL coverage on Deadspin. Outside of the Jamboroo, the NFL is doodoo.

So what they are saying is that if you can fill it up without using a hydrant... game on.

You can account on them to continue being terrible

Bring in relegation and you’ll have a decent product.

I admit, I’m not particularly well versed in American law, but I’m curious as to why you would say this.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.

Why are you constructing false parallels between the African and African American experience?

Ah, if only the children of the Middle East had skis.

Wtf trip is this packing for? A lounging trip?

It’s Cutler’s own fault for trying to squeeze two cigarettes in between classes.

That is a girl, Tom.