You’re superstitious that you’ll get happily married at the end?

[madly types any sentence that replaces “enough” with “Phaneuf”]

Is that man handing Bettman a sock?

Costa is a shitbird. Never saw a shitbird before Costa, but I imagine it’s like a cuckatoo. You’ve heard of, but never seen, a cuckatoo, then you see a cuckatoo, and you’re like, that’s gotta be a cuckatoo!

Federer reacting to anything would be a headline.

That’s so JaVale.

Otamendi had it coming. He was battling with Giroux all game, and I’m pretty sure I saw Otamendi holding a black cricket bat in pregame.

Wenger [singing]: “I shot the sheriff...?!”[Points to Özil]

Strange. I mean, I see the Gust of Wind, but I don’t see Diego Costa falling down and complaining. This is England, right?

Having won the Cup several times around the early aughts, Devils parade celebrations were not a ticker tape parade through New York like their erstwhile Meadowlands cousins, because every wide-eyed Johnny Idaho who has patriated into NYC are all of a sudden big New Yawkas and fans of that team named after Texas. No,…

so much glue on the joints!

Coincidentally, that U13 game that didn’t go off will have about the same goal differential as the Devils at the end of the season.

Can Jeb Bush not tie his own shoes?

Bartolo Colon ate the locker room?

Next Article: The Best Goalkeeper On The Planet Momentarily Experiences The Motor Control Of A Toddler During Free Kick.

He looks like he got hit by a tank.

Özilla Firefox: aesthetically pleasing, high privacy settings, nonprofit.

When asked their thoughts about the goal, the Red Bulls defenders demurred and hustled to their second job at the DMV lot.

Well, I’ve been getting this all wrong.

“..espousing lofty principles about expressive, attacking play and plans to revolutionize the country’s development structure in order to unearth and polish the hidden gems everyone assumes are buried all around.”