He hit the post but counted it as a goal because Vladimir Putin does not care for borders.

Did you see this?

It's a burner account, but I've been posting on Deadspin with this name since Will was still running the site. However, after gawker compromised all our personal info I had the goo sense to switch to a burner. Awesome ad hominem attack though.

Incorrect, sir. I give you The Smashing Pumpkins:

oh, i don't know, thousands of years of women and babies dying from birth complications, until finally medicine progresses enough so that it isn't an issue and women and babies now survive situations that would have killed them less than a century ago. and then these backwards idiots want to go back to that and risk…

Yep, this is a good place to get pretentious. We can see you've really absorbed the meaning of this project, and its strength.

I think you may have missed the point.

I know. They're such loves, it's a terrible thing.

So, serious question: is it not possible to be affected by a tragic event even if you have no personal connection to the event in question? It seems like you're really trying to demonize people for their empathy unless it's justified by something that allows you to feel their empathy is appropriate. I don't think what…

Thank goodness for college, or at least my college. No one gives a fuck if someone is wearing a hat. These "etiquette rules" are so outdated.

So, not to go on a total tangent here, but do people really still think like the redditor who declared that "Hats are outerwear! Never wear it inside."?

My birthday is December 8, and people always try to give me one present and write both "happy birthday" and "Merry Christmas" on it. I keep trying to explain to my husband that this is bullshit, but he's an October baby and doesn't get it. No, getting one big present isn't enough - your birthday is a celebration of…

This has nothing to do with the schools educational curriculum and it was a teaching assistant, not a teacher....sounds like you were that clingy parent that all the teachers hated.

So people of color are never veterans and never get cancer? The things you learn.

How do you know they're projections?

It's like "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." Those characters are terrible, terrible people, but the result is such hilarity.

It's like "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." Those characters are terrible, terrible people, but the result is such hilarity.

"some deserve zero and a snotty note on the receipt."

She had to sexualize Muslim stuff before we could be properly annoyed. If only she would go back to sexualizing Catholic stuff!

Afghanistan's top religious panel defended the local council's bans: "There is no way these shops could have stayed open. Shops are for business, not adultery."