Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

Same person?

Yes. He literally owes the franchise, the city of Cleveland and the NFL nothing. He would be rewarded if he had success, but if he gets dummied and archiemanninged, the NFL and the Browns will throw him to the ash heap and the fans will move on to the next hero, never mind his ‘contract’, the one that binds him to the…

He really should be making plans to get his PhD if he wants to avoid the Browns.

If you’re a QB, getting drafted by the Browns is almost a guaranteed career killer. This is smart and good.

If he waits till next year’s draft, he’s just gonna get drafted by the browns next year.

If he had asthma bad enough to need 32 puffs a day, he’d be on steroidal maintenance meds. Unless that’s not allowed, either.

Just ‘bout to type the same thing. 32 hits on an inhaler in a 24-hour period means you’re in the middle of an unbreakable attack that’s on the verge of killing you.

Lol, 32 puffs of an albuterol inhaler is ridiculous. If I use mine more than once every half hour or so, I feel shaky. 32 puffs and I would be a wreck.

Let’s just get rid of the Olympics.

FYI, Guillain-Barré Syndrome isn’t ‘French Canadian AIDS’, but it’s totally OK if you thought that for a second since this is a hockey article about a Canadian player. It’s an honest mistake and you are forgiven.

Seriously. People randomly hanging out in cars, blasting music at 3am, are usually drunk, high, or up to some shit. Usually a combination of the three. If this had been a couple of black women I’m sure the usually ‘not racists’ would be all over the place with assumptions. They were thugs, they should have just walked…

87? Even more impressive. Thank you! Excuse me while I pick my jaw off the floor.

I work, indirectly, for the brand and I’m learning more through you than them. Kind of funny. Anyway, I don’t see it mentioned or have missed it, I assume high octane fuel is a prerequisite? If so, personally, that would take way some of the excitement/appeal.

It was dumb. It was predictable. It was clearly won by Mayweather.

Watching the video above, you have to cut Bortles some slack....

If Mayweather simply pretends McGregor is a woman, he should have no problem beating the daylights out of him.

My life’s purpose is bigger than football.

“I’m all for freedom of speech, but these black guys are speaking in a way that makes me feel bad and guilty, and I don’t like feeling like that. Easiest solution is to shame them for speaking out.”

Damn. This was fantastic.