Flip him? It is a million miles beyond delusional to think he could be traded.

I’ll chalk you up 

As a fan of another abysmal team, I refuse to feel sorry for these Orioles fans.  You knew goddamn well what you were going to go watch when you bought the ticket.  Is there a single person in that stadium that went to the game with honest high expectations?  Anyone who has seen their starting lineup and has even the…

That’s a perfect opportunity for getting your fingers reaaalllly close and doing the ol’ “I’m not touching you!” routine.

Hey, guess what, cars are also not a necessity.

As a cyclist that has touched a car before, I can confirm: We do not want to touch your cars (or be on the road with you for that matter).

Give me a path through a forest from my home to my work, and I will never be on the road again.

The thing is, if a cyclist breaks the rules, or gets mad, or whatever, and hits your car, you get some damage to your car. If a driver gets mad and hits a cyclist, well, that’s a lot worse.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

Don’t worry too much about him, though. Mudiay has a lot of experience with shooting for 3 and missing.

It’s happened at least two other times in recent Brewers history. Both of these instances were even more dramatic, since the Brewers held a 1-run lead in the top of the 9th and these near home run balls would have given the road team the lead.

1. Carlos Gomez 2013 against the Reds

Long ago, the Deadspin website was founded by a charming moppet named Will. Will loves the Cardinals dearly. I think the people who write for Deadspin take great joy in ripping the Cardinals for that reason mainly, but also because Cardinals fans are the worst in baseball, yet they consistently misidentify themselves a…

Short version: their fans.

Dong Robbery: Robert Kraft’s next defense.

This sort of thing used to make me irrationally mad, but these days it just makes me sad more than anything. As it has in so many other critical junctions in history, baseball is merely a bellwether of society at large. What is America these days, if not a gaudy strip mall/food court where rich people/companies are…

Greg Oden (old age)

What if I told you that not all Patriots can stand up and salute?

What a coincidence. I don’t want to see a video of Robert Kraft getting a hand job. I happen to like having eyeballs.

roughest loss for the Gentry since the French Revolution

Oh this guy! Yeah, Jays fans have been complaining about him for a while. Glad to see it's maybe not just us (seriously why TF does this guy still have a job...)

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