YEAH, high on FREEDOM! 'MURICA!

Police: Can you describe the robber?

How is 6 years of dominance "a short amount of time"?

So much awesomeness conveyed in one little asterisk. I love it. Also, his smart-aleck answer. I was never brave enough to say something like that to my mom.

Mental note: never accept a pina colada from Gabe Kapler.

This seems like as good a place as any to start sharing our favorite Calvin and Hobbes strips too. Here are a couple of mine: