Gizmodo crosspost comment: We need to put passports on the blockchain. That will solve this!

I click the button to the left of the speedometer to add the alien blue glow to the gauges so it’s not only red. (you’re right that white numbers and red needle are classy af!)

that’s a well-done pairing of digital and analog gauges.

I guess this was more of a thought exercise than real debate, but I really like having actual, dial-style gauges on my 2007 Mazda 3. I hate digital gauges (especially a center-mounted touchscreen...that’s a deal breaker for me...sorry, Elon).

it’s frightening when raptors learn new skills.

“PUT A LOLLIPOP IN HIS UNDERPANTS SO MOM WOULDN’T SEE HIM TAKE IT TO SCHOOL.- THERE WERE ANTS UNDER WRAPPER-PENIS PAIN, INSECT BITES” 

not quite as bad as Dirk (previously on Shaqtin a Fool), but that’ll never get called at the end of a game lol.

Tyson Chandler knew they wouldn’t call the massive push-off either lol

here’s a Russian home-remedy that seemed to work for me (an adult, not a child!) to avoid some kind of feverish illness that was setting in: drink a big shot of vodka sprinkled liberally with cayenne pepper, then sleep under a warm blanket. I basically sweated it out while I slept and woke up feeling exhausted but not…

Hail the dark lord of the twin moons. All animals can scream.

In Almaty, Kazakhstan, they have a photo wall of celebrities and dignitaries that have visited Kok Tobe, one of the highest parts of the city with a great view that you can take a cable car up to. (I’d highly recommend visiting it if you’re in the neighborhood...)

$169 (nice) is way too much to pay for a vibrator for a coworker. I usually go with something cheaper.

i’m shook.

my father-in-law has a Delica in Kazakhstan. It’s dope.

KD + KD’s twitter alt

Police: show me on the doll where Tom Hanks touched you...

😧

I’m crying real tears for you. This opinion is just so bad.

one of my favorites

Only You could come up with such a clever comment. +1