*Play that Funky Music, White Boy starts to play over food court speakers*

but actually, I’m sure I’d be out cold after the first 3 or 4 punches tbh...

In case Dana White is reading the Deadspin comments, I’d happily let Nunes punch me in the face 27 times in 48 seconds for $3 million. DM me!

Best years at Coors discounted and good years with Expos ignored. Also didn’t reach any of the key counting stat milestones. Maybe Walker will get some love from the Veterans Committee in the future.

I’ll just leave this here....comparing Larry Walker with several well-known hall of fame outfielders.

All 10 of those guys should be in. (and so should Larry Walker, but I’m not holding my breath on that one...)

I haven’t seen a black dick pop out so fast since I downloaded a bunch of cuck videos to my iPad. ~Jeb Bush

Fortunately for kids everywhere, the Elf on the Shelf was consumed in the inferno and its reign of surveillance and terror has come to an end.

Bullshit call and tech. K-Love should have gotten the foul for a push in the back on the rebound!

“Always two there are, no more, no less. A Master and an apprentice.” — Yoda

I feel nauseous after reading this. I can only imagine the horror of actually sitting down at the computer and writing this. Thank you for your dedication, Ashley.

I love boxing, but....

Sometimes I think Bill Simmons has a legit mental illness. Reading* things like this make me genuinely concerned for his well-being.

I’ve never read any Tolstoy...I probably should. Brothers Karamazov is actually really compelling and surprisingly funny, but you have to be in the right mood for it and it really helps to know a bit about Russian culture/orthodoxy so you don’t get bogged down figuring out that stuff and can focus on the characters.

I’ll just leave this here.

“I think it’s fine. So long as you wash the dish”

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

I support this.

From a politician in my state... :facepalm:

Ya, I skipped the approach to get to the sweet SUV sinking part. One of the ATV guys is saying “Stop. Please. Stas (driver’s name), don’t do it. Stop”