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dammit.

Doctor: We’re going to have to take a better look at your pleural cavity.

Gronk: It felt like he hit me at 69 miles per hour.

Thanks for this. A lot of good points.

The only thing better (worse?) than beet shits is vodka beet shits. It’s like your body and soul has been cleared out with draino. #AllHailMotherRussia

Yes.

I fuck my bars of soap bareback. #yolo

The Mavericks 2006 collapse against the Heat (and bullshit rigged officiating!!!!) was traumatic, but really enhanced my love for the team and definitely brought the fanbase together. When they won in 2011, I can’t even describe how happy I was, which was a bit strange since growing up the Mavs were a laughingstock…

How hard is this? just become the Cleveland Spiders. It’s an awesome. It’s historical. And you’ll have a unique, non-racist mascot and could design a sweet new logo.

I transcribed the insightful Russian announcing for everyone.

This Pacific Island theory is interesting. I always thought Earhart died at Daytona.

Felix Hernandez.

People blame all the years in the shadows with mediocre Orioles teams, but I think you just found the real reason Mike Mussina isn’t in the Hall of Fame. If your name has 60% of ‘pussy’ in it, it’s not an ace name! Even the ‘M’ alliteration can’t overcome the softness of hist last name.

+1 tube sock

My scenarios probably not gonna happen, and we’ll probably have to settle for one PH appearance. But man I love watching him hit. He’s like a fat puma waiting to pounce on a bad pitch.

Even without a recovering knee, Schwarber is a defensive liability. No way they can play him in the field, unless Joe Maddon gets really creative. It’s possible they could use him as a pinch hitter and then park him in the OF against the bottom of the Indians order, if it lines up right. He might be able to stand…

This is great. I hope the big lug smacks a giant dinger.

+1 let the big dog eat. great comment was starting to get a bit long, but then you closed strong. 9/10

This is the most repulsive thing I’ve read all week. Thank you.