Fucking up so bad that you 7-putt is kinda hard. You really have to Ern it.

Dingers deserve to be slapped.

As a proud owner of King Felix in fantasy baseball for many years, I can assure that this type of loss is in no way unusual.

“Looks pretty realistic to me.” ~ A-Rod

To be fair, it also has a frunk.

I feel kind of bad, but I laughed when I saw this was Filed to: Trauma.

“But Sandoval had an OK spring, hitting .244/.279/.488 in 41 at-bats”

Why would he settle for being a beer blogger when he could be a senior contributing editor at the Players Tribune?

His singing is quite rizzoble.

Age 16

If your feeling low as a fan of USMNT, just go snort some of your Golden State Warrior/Steph Curry magic dust and you should be good as new in no time.

Luckily it was his labrum minor.

Does anyone else want to punch the NCAA handler who asked if there were any more questions for these student athletes?

The saddest part...based on the header image,Drew only needs a 4-inch iPhone to cover up his man-shame.

Heat Check is a pretty good name.

Never trust foxes. ~Kolobok

Why do the Yankees not r2spect their fans?

Keeping up with the Kardashians is expensive.

In any case, this was a suitable ending.

Wow. He must really hate Padres fans as much as he hates grammar.