great start! if i could just have you recite the lord’s prayer from memory real quick, we can get you processed.

also, if you have time, don’t be a woman or gay or, god forbid, both.

I’d like a chrome extension that changed ever “Trump” into “this fucking guy.”

I saw a great meme today that said her 1st act as First Lady will be to find moose and squirrel.

I would like that as well.

I’m grieving. I was so looking forward to sobbing happy tears and shooting off fireworks in the street last night last night, not being totally and utterly distraught. I can feel it in the pit of my stomach, just sitting there like a rock on fire.

I think we need to thoroughly reconsider who gets put on sex offender lists in the first place. Rapists, yes. People who mooned a passing car once when they were young, no. However, I think police departments also need to do a better job coordinating with each other, making sure rape kits get done when a rape is…

Yes, I had a neighbor who was a registered sex offender and I found out from his sister that it was because he got caught having consensual sex in public, nothing else. Meanwhile the guy down the street had touched multiple children under his care. These are not the same!

With you. I scrolled back up to make sure I had not been confused in my understanding that this was an adult woman. Nope.

“30-year-old”

Starring you for your hate of the Juke;my roommate loves them and wants one;I told him the car looks like it is perpetually taking a dump.

This is good reporting

Please remind me when it became acceptable to “sarcastically” joke about assassinating someone currently under Secret Service protection?

Seriously. My heathen heart rn

I grew up in a fairly small town in the south. Like, a few stoplights small. I’m a Christian as are most people in the area. I’ve since moved away to what I think is a “more progressive” area.

The last time the Cubs won, women couldn’t vote. With this win, we will have a woman President (please god even though I don’t believe in you I’ll actually go back to church even if the walls start weeping blood as soon as I cross the threshold).

I can’t look it up right now, but a few years ago she was doing press junkets (or whatever they’re called) for that movie she did with Justin Timberlake, and they were in Russia and some journalist started trying to slam Justin and Mila just let the journalist have. It. In Russian. Because she was born in the Ukraine…

The shit of that was, Whoopi wrote the jokes and they made the decision together for him to do blackface. From what I remember, in those days Friar Club was nasty, filthy, worst jokes ever and NOT TELEVISED. I think neither of them expected word of her induction(because that’s what it was) to get out.

Black Swan, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Ted, etc...

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