Honestly, “fuck off Kellyanne Conway”, without the explanation, is enough.

Yeah, and “most qualified” in writing doesn’t mean most experienced.

I think her point was that she was 7th in line to direct Selma, so she barely got her chance; and this dude was basically handed 150MM off the bat without a proven track record at that budget level. She fought for 20MM and thought it was a huge responsibility- and in comparison to 150MM it feels like peanuts.

Agreed.

where do you stand on hot dogs?

#cen’estpastousleschatsfrancais

I don’t understand why “birtherism” gets so much traction. Even if Obama was born abroad, his mother is American, so he’s as eligible to be president as Cruz or McCain (both born abroad). Is it about the lie? Why doesn’t anyone bring this up???!!

“I’d like to secure your sack between two King Hawaiian rolls and then shoot salsa at it from a super soaker.”

Their, there, they’re

Counterpoint - we shouldn’t look to pornography to normalize anything. If we’re looking for it to normalize condom usage, it should probably work on its depiction/treatment of women as sex-hungry tools for man’s enjoyment, with little to no agency over their bodies.

Hahah I know right?! “I place great value on my anonymity,” says Alec, 44, social security number 123-45-6789, single, always drinks one beer too many, loves dick jokes, great dad, avid hiker. “Our anonymity is very important to us.”

That’s Siobhan Thompson! She’s very funny.

That’s the best! During promos for “Keanu” he did a live FB feed for the cat shelter where I volunteer. I’m in LURVE.

i love him so much and this warms my heart!!! SOLIDARITY!!!

My bad.

Some of us prefer to think of him as lead guy from Bring it on.

People have empathy for Lindsay Lohan? What planet do you live on? She’s a train wreck.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

It means “FUCK! What do I have to say to keep my job?”