I loved: “I wouldn’t be your Veep if there were a grassy knoll full of Jodie Foster fans in the front row at your inauguration.”
It replaces my previous favorite line of: “That’s like trying to use a croissant as a f—ing dildo. Let me be more clear: it doesn’t do the job, and it makes a fucking mess.”
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Now, if only she WINS. That woman deserves ALL the awards!
Elle Woods knows nothing.
God the nationalism in this country is fucking ridiculous. FUCKING RIDICULOUS. And guess what? SOLDIERS AREN’T ALWAYS HEROES. Everybody can kiss my ass!
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The Trump supporters also claim that they were assaulted by the co-owner in the parking lot and had the initials “H C” carved into their faces, only backwards, because she’s crooked.
I don’t know if I’ve ever wanted someone to be president so much in my life. Like, I really wanted Obama to, but for mostly symbolic reasons (from the historicity of being the first African American president to the true power of his rhetoric and ideals... I mean, that “red state/blue state/united states” line STILL…
It reminds me of that time when RBG responded to the question “When will there be enough women on the supreme court?” and she said when there is 9. It caused a mild uproar that women thought we deserved more than half. Men have had more than half for, what, over 200 years? Women take a third for a couple years, and…
“Nothing about us without us".... I like this very much.
Cue the bros outraged that she’s hiring considering gender and not ‘the best person for the job’.
Cabinets full of women > binders full of women.
Raise your hand if you feel personally attacked and victimized by Nigel Farage’s shoes.
My Gus cat is a feminist. I can tell by the adoring way he looks at me. Just heart eyes all the time.
Oh, I forgot: something something public lynching something trial by association of guilt or whatever QED bitches and lying and such. Lessee: golddiggers shaming male sexuality what was she in a hotel for anyway payday May Day Manic Monday etc et al also Assange or whatever. Fin.
Get bent, Pence.
Love, Hoosier women
Man, Indiana must be rolling in surplus $$$ if Pence-ildick can throw it at defending this bullshit.
Yeah, that’s what’s so eye roll-inducing to me. The kids, the head wrap, all the beaded necklaces, the captions about finding beauty in simple things (they DO have mirrors in Africa, Debra)... it’s all very self-congratulatory and poverty-tourist-y.
I just got lost in the magic of The Gay Burn Book. I don't even remember what we were talking about. Oh yes!! Pay phones. I'm for them.
And wouldn’t we all be criticizing the DNC if they hadn’t had an early strategy? I know I would.