Something tells me the “You’re ruining my childhood!!!!” people have significant overlap with Trump supporters.

Will Smith is wrong; Aimee Lutkin is wrong; you are all wrong. Wild Wild West is high camp, not art. Enjoy is for what it is: a movie with a legless man operating a giant steam powered spider.

In my experience “spiritual” is a bigger red flag than China’s.

White woman here, and Cory Booker is always my first thought. Definitely NOT interested in seeing an all-white ticket, even if they were both women.

jemaine clement is a major weird crush of mine. will be going to see that show!

Well it began several million years ago when Tilda emerged, fully formed, from the Great Ocean and stepped onto the muddy shores of East Pangea...

Can confirm growing up with a mentally ill parent is deeply traumatizing

“Noor is completely innocent and [was] unaware of the attacks,”

Hey, don’t mean to call you out, but you seem to be confusing there and their. Easy way to remember - their has an I in it, as in “I own something.” If you can use our, that’s correct. There is a location “over there,” if you can substitute here, you’ve got it right.

didn’t they recently scrape off all the gum and clean it and people were freaking out about it? I may have dreamed this tbh, that’s always a possibility with my memory.

I don’t think Audrey Hepburn would have had a Twitter account. Now, Katharine Hepburn, she would have been excellent on Twitter.

Does it have to be a wall? Because we have a bean.

“Whip smart” sounds like some shit you’d read as a character description in a hackish screenplay.

Amy, 20s, stunning but whip-smart, tucks a copy of the New York Times into her bag.

It’s harder to get a license to be a hair dresser than to get a gun. Hair grows back. Dead people don’t.*

You should be able to buy cold, individually wrapped slices of pizza at the store. In the breakfast aisle!

two of the girl testers, with F.C. Byers the boy tester, taste and smell various brews of coffee to determine quality

I don’t agree with having a draft at all (mostly because I don’t think we need near the military force we already have, and if there were a real reason to go to war that everyone agreed on, there would be plenty of volunteers), but I agree that if we have one there is no reason not to include women.

I’m agnostic on the draft itself, but if we are going to have it then all citizens who are fit to serve should be required to register.

The idea that we should forcibly conscript young girls into combat, to my mind, makes little or no sense.