Love chemicals are strong, and women stay with awful partners all the time because they still believe in the good part they fell in love with. I’m with you, she should DTMFA, but I understand why that’s hard.

I’m always suspicious about organizations that talk about their honor. I remember Emerson’s quote, “the more he spoke of his honor the faster we counted our spoons.”

I am that person that will pick up frogs if I see them outside. I just can’t not.

Pasty, flabby and riddled with phlebitis. A good, republican body. (Borrowed heavily from Richard Nixon’s head, lamenting the loss of his body on Futurama)

The Little Sister’s [sic] of the Poor

Susan Sarandon isn’t without problems, but damn if I’m not here for this.

Things may have changed since I was working on an hourly basis, but I'm fairly certain that legally, you MUST have a lunch break if you're working an 8 hour shift. Not only is this new manager screwing your daughter over in terms of her breastfeeding, I believe they'd be breaking the law regardless.

My daughter works at Olive Garden as a hostess, they were really good to her throughout her pregnancy, shortening her shifts, giving her shifts where she rolls silverware instead of standing at the hostess desk. Before coming back, she discussed the fact that she was breastfeeding with the managers and would need to…

in this regard, it’s overwhelmingly likely that there is no difference between Frontier and almost every other airline.

How can they be expected to accommodate breast feeding women when women are new and they’ve never heard of women before; were not birthed by women; are not married to women who have had babies; and just plain old don’t know what a women is and what she requires. Frontier is innocent, obvsly.

I just...the subject was curly hair, and she was trying to prove she has naturally curly hair. She could have used the same damn picture, and just said, “Here is a picture of me in 1971, dressed as a person in 1971, and as you can see, my hair is curly,” and I never even would have been the wiser. Why did she need to…

Fucking Dunning Kruger.

Good.

Jimmy Fallon also neutralized the embarrassment by getting on the floor too. Good guy.

Those heels made her ten shades of Agador Spartacus.

I don’t even have a kid and I THREW DOWN one time when I was talking to someone who said that a woman had better LOVE every minute of being a mother, or they were a bad mother who should never have had kids.

*glances down at F-cups firmly ensconced in literally the only bra that works on them*

I am a marine biologist and I know for a fact this is 100% accurate.

What do squids think about? None of us will ever know