Leftover fries? That’s a thing?

As long as everyone else has an umbrella, I think they should be OK.

So did Wilma.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

Let’s say you’re stuck in an unhappy marriage. Outwardly, sure, you pretend everything is fine. Your wife is nice, she’s not cheating on you, but... it’s just lost that loving feeling. When you got married at 24, everything seemed great, but now you’re 37, and things just... well... they suck. You got into gardening…

LeBron James, now 31 years old and carrying more miles than the car you bought for $800 when you were 17,

The Mustang’s driver.

I think that we all deserve an apology for that comment.

He’s not going to learn about responsibility unless he fills out those request forms in TRIPLICATE!

I own this GT owner

You can piss right off with that noise, young son.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

/entire group of Deadspin commenters pass out from sudden blood loss to the brain