Pence would get into a nuclear war because he wants to usher in the end days.

I was in a student organization and there was a girl who I’ll call Jane in a similar organization on another campus who would hang out with mutual friends at parties. I kept running into our mutual friends but Jane would always be in another room or went with friends to get drinks or food or just left when I arrived…

They struggled in the 90s, but keep in mind that they did have a team in LA that began in 1936.

There are a ton of reasons to dislike the Seahawks.

Dear Police,

Weird. I’m guessing it was a privately owned library. If they said that and you were at a public library they clearly didn’t want to work.

When it comes to college football, I think programs should pay their athletes or close.

In real time I thought he was just draining it to limit Alabama’s time should they have to do a kickoff.

I guessed the south from the screegrab and wasn’t disappointed. Russians are generally crazy not stupid.

Maybe, but a lot of the early electric stuff was trolleys. So maybe we might have better public transportation. If we had better public transportation, maybe we wouldn’t use cars as much.

When I read stuff about pollution and a general anti-car sentiment, it makes me wonder what if petroleum companies and car companies didn’t conspire to kill the electric car in the early 1900s?

From experience as a reporter, the people who cover NFL are usually assholes.

The cheating method was called a “defeat device.” Also, a device can be a method not just a physical components. That’s how we get the term “left to their own devices.”

The economic collapse was caused by greed and incompetence.

You can’t see, smell or taste radiation, but I bet you’d be pissed the fuck off if a nuclear power plant left a bucket of waste on your porch step.

In real time, going down the rabbit hole is bad. But while training, it’s super helpful.

It was a frenimy

I have an Amazon echo and the thing is possessed. This in my car would scare the shit out of me and probably cause me to crash into a guardrail.

If he marries her she has the ultimate “I told you so card.”

It’s a good thing that we have an FBI today that wouldn’t keep files on prominent black or brown men...