So South Park was right! The devil is gay!

So I’m evil for joking about 2017 killing some stupid and racist assholes? Really?

They never get away. It’s stupid. Your reward for running on the field is an expensive fine, maybe being banned from the stadium and you risk being hurt.

On the other hand...

However, their status does remain “it’s complicated”

Yes, casual racism...against white people. It’s a subtle difference, but you’re going from being a victim to part of the group and I have to say when you experience it...as horrible as it sounds...it feels pretty awesome.

I’m importing my coal from China.

I’m giving everyone coal. Everyone in America deserves coal for 2016.

Lol my car stranded me. First week of college my 20 year old BMW’s alternator broke in the middle of college ave off my campus as it was raining.

That sounds wonderful until I bust my knuckle, start cursing, kick the quarter panel, create more work and then tell the kid they can fix it their own god damn self because daddy needs a drink and needs to rethink why I didn’t buy condoms one faithful night 16 years ago.

I agree with you 100%. The trick is finding a parent that sees that their kid is an asshole. You see it, I see it, but no one wants to think my kid is an asshole.

Your parent’s approach wasn’t wrong. I’m totally with the idea of teaching a kid the value of a car. But I’ll say that understanding the value of money and how much things cost doesn’t come easy to anyone.

If you’re paying for your own gas and car insurance, I’m all for the privacy argument.

If I had a kid and I was getting him/her a car at 16, I’d buy them a used Miata.

Yes, it was part of John Oliver’s finale on his show.

There are places for sure in NY, Miami and other places. If you go to a tailor, they’ll have recommended places.

Personally, anything designer I regret. If you’re going going to spend over $150 for a shirt or shoes, just have it custom made.

The sad thing about all the climate change is that things will get better and then plummet and get way worse.

Those aren’t pillows!

It seems like it’s below stupid drunk and stupid drunk is below wicked drunk