“I tell ‘ya, these people. These people are beautiful. And they love me. They love my cigars, if you know what I mean.”

I couldn’t be happier for the Cuban players. After a lifetime under the brutal fist of Fidel Castro they will get to enjoy the welcoming hand of President Trump.

We should bring back firing squads just for this piece of shit. He deserves something worse than the clink.

It takes a special kind of asshole to target dogs.

Honestly the best sports gif.

Jose Fernandez: so much fun.

Las Vegas is the only significant untapped local sports market in the country. It’s two million locals, plus 750K visitors per week. The first pro team in town will do really, really well.

12k more than go to Hurricanes games

Yeah, he’s going to read this and get his feelings hurt.

That dog looks like he has polysomy (sort of like down’s syndrome for dogs).
You guys are mean motherfuckers if this is the case.

of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

Jeez, what crawled up his 5-hole?

Ah yes, ATPDDICBDWB (attempting to pursue due diligence in consummating business deal while black)

I think it’s awesome that you are voting against your own interests and don’t even care!

I am willing to convict based on that mustache.

I didn’t even know it was an election year, to be honest.

GOOD TV IS YELLING TV!

I’ll take grim over human cesspools, though.

I mean, you’re not wrong technically, but I reality is sometimes law enforcement just has to say, “I’m not going to enforce the law in this case.” Why not? “Because there’s no real harm here and I’m paid to keep general order in society, not be your personal guardian against every subtly illicit inconvenience thrown…