And now the old white men who bought his new shoes are gonna start calling him a thug for the mouth piece toss

You’re that guy who sees three people in line at the deli and pulls a number because no one else has. Fuck you

Why should he give up the ball? Its called not being an asshole, the ball would have much more value to the girl who could put it in a shadow box with the broken phone as a neat talking piece for family and guests, but no, fat shit Andy Milonakis Jr. would rather keep it because the ball rolled into his cankle.

Yeah throw up the shocker bro hang fuckin ten, I hope you get mugged outside the park for being a smug piece of shit and keeping that ball.

In other MMA news, it looks like Limbo Slice passed away tonight from heart failure =[

Tom Ley, very original and tasteful journalism in the video description.

Stamkos is as good as gone, some team will offer him a big contract and he will bolt (no pun intended). With Kucherov, Johnson, Palat, Drouin and Vasilevsky all on the better side of 30 & all proving capable of playing competitive playoff hockey, the Lightning shouldn’t feel worried about letting him walk.

How immature can this guy be? With a simple phone call to Allstate he could have avoided the Mayhem charge altogether

Three consecutive series that went to game 7, something had to give. The Blues seemed to enjoy playing with their..wait for it, wait for it..... Backes against the wall

Que the “Shart” goal song!!! That was the winner of the contest, correct?

I keep hearing all of these crazy stories about Adams growing up in a street gang in New Zealand and this is twice now I’ve expected some Ron Artest-like reaction out of him and nothing =[

In all fairness, “My Own Prison” seems like an appropriate song to set the tone for the upcoming season for the Skins. Then again the same could be said for every team in the NFC East this year

PSU fans: “but....but JoePa’s no longer with us and can't defend these allegations so have some respect for the dead and acknowledge his tenure as a football coach”

Penn State slappys will still look for anything to defend his name. Personally, I’d love to piss on his grave

Cruz 2016

Bad jokes like these make me wish there was a down vote option. -1

“well I guess you could say its rainin’ 3's”

Tigers fan here. Six run lead with no one on, he clearly lost it in the lights. The people booing deserve the bird there. From Collins perspective, gotta keep it PG for the young fans in attendance but in the same token those fans are assholes for booing a play that can happen to anyone

First Chyna now Prince. How many deads will deadspin spin if deadspin can spin deads?

Brandao Brandishes Beretta, gets Banned and Booked