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That ain’t new baby.

Sadly, it’s a thing only Jalops would buy, and everyone knows that we don’t buy new cars.

#hellaflush

Goddamn, I had no fucking idea you could shitting learn so much fucking shit about a cocksucking car at such a fucking early ass age from simply fucking reading a goddamn book.

Not just the JK, it seems that the rear fender well rust on Ram trucks is as ubiquitous as the camry dent.

This sounds like it plays like barrens chat reads.

The key component from the article that you are neglecting is the word Duro. I work in the tire industry and can unequivocally state that Chinese tires should be avoided at all costs. There was a 50/50 chance they would have done the same thing even if he just put them on the trailer fresh.

Two Vogues on the left, Uniroyal on the right.

10/10 would hoon.

How about the sound of all those cold ones clinking around? Something’s fishy here.

In my head movies I read

From what I understand this was film footage from a new Netflix release.

You’d have to be foolish to waste your hard earned cash on something that will depreciate worse than a Range Rover fresh out of it’s CarMax warranty. Instead you can curl up with a James May approved Haynes manual for the 1981-1991 Fiat Panda for half the price.

Pretty sure it’s a lambo, dude.

Jai alai ball. Just ask Archer.

Don’t forget an inexpensive multi-meter or at the very least a 12v test light. Electrical gremlins are not to be ignored, or fed after midnight.

You’ve done jalops a great disservice by not including On Any Sunday, and if you don’t know about it get to googling.

Doesn’t he daily drive a Ford GT?