Hey! Its that lady who told my buddy Owen that he doesnt have any friends... she’s also the same lady who kept screaming at me to stay to the right when i was trying to find a bathroom in that creepy diner.

Geez! you fuck one shark and you never live it down!

“It looks scared daddy”..... “Oh it is, son. You see, they puff up their chests like that to make themselves look bigger than they actually are. Then on top of that, they start making very loud, painful noises that nobody wants to hear. Scientists say that the inane howling and bellowing is both defensive AND a…

someone needs to ask them how hot it is under their helmets and how heavy their jetpacks are! Why were they driving after them if they have jetpacks!?

Thank you! More of these PLEASE!! I get the fact that the bad cops have to have their asses shown from here to eternity, but can we please get more positive stories about good cops like this guy?!

Hey a Curt Schilling sighting! Ah some things never change.

Is “Cast” an option?

I wouldnt go as far as to call my ex-wife a Goddess...

Same thing happened to me sort of but i was younger. Maybe around 4? My dad is a teacher and he had got up from his desk one night to go get a drink out of the fridge. I went on to his desk and accidentally threw all his paperwork on the ground. When he came in, he yanked my arm so hard, it dislocated my shoulder. It…

HAHA not white. There it is though. Watch everyone, as just the mere thought of somebody of lighter skin makes it angry. In the only defensive stance that this sad stereotype knows, it backs itself into a corner and spews out all manner of vile hate talk. hahaha dont worry though, it’s harmless.

Uh...can we just read a positive story for a second? Also, The guy and the cop actually had a good relationship. Nah fuck it, right? Flush this feel gooder right down the tube so we can get to all that depressing shit this sight constantly spews out. What the hell was i thinking!?

Have fun trying to get that out of the pending. Up above, we have the “white devil” guy who gets his stuff approved in like 5 seconds. But yours, something objectional, in a very tasteful and informative way, maye never see the light of day. Keep it up. You’re being read :D

HAHA And here, everyone, is an actual living stereotype! No flash photography please, these rarities are easily frightened and skittish. Dont be afraid though, the actual chance that it ACTUALLY say anything like the offensive verbal diarrhea it spews out online to you in person is astronimically small