I hope that guy in the amp suit doesn't have bowel issues.

I wish they would give these ships better names. For some reason I just can't take ships named after modern day presidents seriously. I guess we no longer have any admirals that did some serious naval ass kicking to name them after.

I'd start looking for the body of the true owner of the laptop.

I'm here to kick no-talent-ass-clown producers without a shred of understanding or originality in the balls and chew some bubblegum.

@JrsyDevil's Advocate®: At least they solved the mask problem. Just bolt the damn thing on.

@bakana: Yes, this was a great nod to the brilliant entertainer.

Nice, stoke his ego more by filling the room with the only group of people on the planet that won't call his bullshit and present him with pre-screened questions so he is still totally in the dark about how much people think he sucks.

@AngryFork: If you had to work under his direction, you'd hate him too.

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Wow I can do this in Android with a couple of clicks.

@ObiHaiv: I didn't say I was selling. :)

@andrewfranklinphan: Touched a nerve there huh?

@aThingOrTwo: That would actually be pretty hard to do in CG.

If I got alerted to everything wrong with my body I'd have to set up a filter to automatically delete them so i don't know how bad it really is.

Balls of steel. Even Hooper couldn't pull off that stunt.

I got a book that had about 5 PKD stories in it and I gotta say I had a hard time getting through The Man in the High Castle. I eventually stopped because it seemed so boring though I love the world he built in it. I thought Ubik was way better. I loved all the other stories so it's not like I don't enjoy his writing.…

Stock in Natalie Portman just dropped a few points.

@Ghost in the Machine: You know somebody in the lab accidentally found out the answer.

@ddrussianinja: Very well said if Twitter was used for thoughtful discussion or statements. Here's the reality:

Laptop in the bathroom = shenanigans.