They're dusting the citizens with 'Happy Gas' like the Alliance did. Great, soon we're gonna have to deal with Reavers.

I'm just waiting for the giant tidal waves that will hang over our coastlines reminding us we better get our shit together.

This is like a bad horror film. Just when you think the monster or alien is dead and the hero is finally taking a sigh of relief BAM!! the monster alien jumps up badly burned with an axe in its head but still able to threaten said hero. Ugh.

It's 2010; where's that damn mag-lev train they promised us in California?

Matt Stone and Trey Parker should team up with Paul the Psychic Octopus and begin giving us accurate predictions of the future.

So a poor, bi-sexual little person is likely a pathological liar?

@kagekiri: Your first paragraph makes no sense. Your second one is a good point.

Now I understand why Ozymandius was so pissed. His brother Thor got the cool hammer.

Dear oil companies,

That apple looks like it is eerily floating towards me with murderous intent.

@Architectin: Like a Quadrophonic Blaupunkt.

@SeraphX2: I've never read the bible. Did it mention dinosaurs?

@Doctor Insano: He didn't. He specifically wanted everything in this movie to be "masculine". Check out the city towers in other shots.

@ShanaLD: Or Braveheart's uncle who taught him to kick some serious ass.

Good thing they aren't selling guides on proper pacing in videos. Jeez.

I would rather take the risk of being in a terrorist attack than being zapped by lasers and sensors that will shorten my lifespan by 10 years.

Poor Hermione...

Looks like The Great Space Coaster.

I picture Shyamalan sitting in a small room wearing diapers muttering, "I'm a genius, I'm a genius..." while drawing storyboards on the walls with his own poo.

@SnickerHaHa: I agree, this is pretty silly to write about this.