While there are financial advisors that charge a percentage of your account, most good brokerages don’t have an “expense ratio” for simply holding your securities in their bucket. Once you’ve bought 100 shares of RandoCo, you have 100 shares of RandoCo until you sell. That term is typically used to describe the fees…

I’m not out there to twist nobody’s ankle

You’re forgetting that Dr. Gronk has an M.D. in Boobology from the University of Rad. He knows what he’t talking about, okay.

That patch is like making your phone background a pic of your ex-gf who cheated on you with the entire basketball team and sent you the video.

Hey, that looks like an authentic Western Division Champions 2000 jersey! Those are hard to find! It was either that or the Participant Western Division 1999 jersey.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

“Me too.”

-Guy who spent 14 hours sculpting spiked mini-skulls this offseason

Steelers fans like him again now

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He did. Instead of catching balls from Derek Carr, he’ll do so from Tom Brady. Instead of listening to a red-faced joke, he’ll be coached by Bill Belichick.

Throttle back on the conspiracy, of course it was getting prepped in advance - you know the Pats (along with other teams) were doing their due diligence the last couple days asking “what if they release him?”, and obviously decided they were all in if he became available.

*Bwamp bwam bwah bwah Doo da Doo da Doo Doo da Doo...*

Now that is some fine, perfectly aged workplace schadenfreude, friend.

I think the amount of whining about not being included in the demographic mentioned in the article is pretty pathetic. Sorry no one is writing articles about the plays you used to put on in your basement with sticks and broken action figures. 

What’s funny is how The VMAs are the only mainstream video music awards right now.

“Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.”

I hear the patent owner Al E. Gator couldn’t be reached for comment, but could be seen in an oversized fedora, trench coat, and what looked like green boots. 

Like now that a rich and famous white dude died, we’re paying attention.