Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

“Me too.”

-Guy who spent 14 hours sculpting spiked mini-skulls this offseason

Steelers fans like him again now

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He did. Instead of catching balls from Derek Carr, he’ll do so from Tom Brady. Instead of listening to a red-faced joke, he’ll be coached by Bill Belichick.

Throttle back on the conspiracy, of course it was getting prepped in advance - you know the Pats (along with other teams) were doing their due diligence the last couple days asking “what if they release him?”, and obviously decided they were all in if he became available.

*Bwamp bwam bwah bwah Doo da Doo da Doo Doo da Doo...*

Now that is some fine, perfectly aged workplace schadenfreude, friend.

I think the amount of whining about not being included in the demographic mentioned in the article is pretty pathetic. Sorry no one is writing articles about the plays you used to put on in your basement with sticks and broken action figures. 

What’s funny is how The VMAs are the only mainstream video music awards right now.

“Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.”

I hear the patent owner Al E. Gator couldn’t be reached for comment, but could be seen in an oversized fedora, trench coat, and what looked like green boots. 

Like now that a rich and famous white dude died, we’re paying attention.

That last paragraph also forgot collecting his “WWII memorabilia”

Farting on the subway:

Since he retired from baseball, Schilling hasn’t done anything that would suggest he’d be a capable member of society, let alone Congress.

“...commandeered one to have their client jump over it or some crossfit bullshit”

Fuck me with a kettlebell: YES! Why oh why are they allowed to get away with this? The bench is for the bench press (it’s all right there in the name!), which I can only do there. You can do your stupefyingly useless little hops onto many…

Plot

Anyone talking about Dark makes me happy. The show feels criminally underappreciated and I too have always pitched it to people as “German Stranger Things but better”.