“My socks are hard to put on because my hips are getting tight. My right leg is always shorter than the left so my back is always locked. Acid reflux is messing up my vocal cords. Jaw is sore some mornings. Nightmares.”

I think Rowdy Gentleman (the apparel arm of Total Frat Move) started selling the Reagan/Bush shirts a few years ago.

I’m currently reading that. I like it, but it is really hard for me to finish for some reason. I’ve started and finished 5 other books since I started on Hyperion. If I start reading another book before I finish the first one, I almost never go back. So, I’m obviously interested in the story. There’s just something…

I read Hyperion and really liked it but haven’t decided if I should keep going into the books that follow. Oh and I’ve never seen that cover before. Nice.

I don’t really follow tennis, but I enjoy these clips because I like to pretend the players are tiny little athletes playing on a normal-sized ping pong table.

Those people are wrong and uninformed.

Albert - I have gotten a lot of joy out of your work on this site. Your HitchBot takedown is to this day one of my favorite things I have ever read on the Internet, and your writing is a big part of how I got to be a passionate NBA fan. This piece is all true, and good, and like all of your work, well-written.

So that is why my bank account had a transfer to a ‘Beff Jezos’ the other day.

José did quite a number on my liver, too. Then I discovered Patrón.

Fat Joffrey would break the gallows when dropped.

Her hit “Fight Song” was Hillary Clinton’s campaign anthem, so this isn’t the first time she’s let America down.

hate that. it always brings my meal to an end cause it traumatizes me and makes me paranoid that theres more of that shit in my food.

No they most certainly have been going up in occurrence for myself too. I wonder if there is something that changed the production at one of the main ground beef manufacturers that is causing thsi.

Go read up on the first modern mass shooting incident, Charles Whitman and the Texas Tower shooting. Contrast it with the Las Vegas incident and tell us what made the difference in the numbers of casualties and the time it took for both incidents to happen.

People out there claiming that the temperature is in the upper 70s are just crisis actors hired to spread the notion that global warming is a thing. —Alex Jones, probably

If they want to hear me grunting on the toilet, fine.

I mean, we all know that this is the original set of panels from the book. Alan Moore needed a little extra cash to finish his masterwork, but I don’t think it took anything away from the finished product.

I’m from Boston area myself, couldn’t have said that better. New Englanders are smart, we knew what “first ammendment march” really was and was gonna be the minute they started announcing it was gonna be held. And now those “first ammendment” advocates also know exact how the rest of us feel about things as well. Bye…

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

That’s renowned British comedy actor Kevin Eldon. Can’t imagine why the hell they’ve used him twice in different roles, other than the fact Kevin Eldon is hilarious and a genuinely cool person.