And if you do find one fat chance they're willing to let you burn out their clutch and brakes learning. I learned to drive standard on my first new car. My brakes went in about 2 years from not understanding how to properly downshift to slow down and my clutch went after about 4 years. My second manual never even had…

No.

Completely agree, that song and the scenery are alright, but it drags on forever and doesn't fit the show at all. It belongs in the intro of CSI: Atlantic City not a show set in the 20's

Plus GOT's intro updates to show new locations as they're reveled on the show so it stays interesting.

A man of my own tastes, this is almost exactly how I make Bloody Mary's. It's so simple I can't understand why practically every bar in the greater Boston area has an absolutely disgusting Bloody Mary mix.

There's also the other side of it, where every frigging week you end up having to root against your home team (assuming you don't live in Florida) because you're playing someone who started your QB against you three weeks in a row. You end up hoping they hand off the ball every-time they get to the red zone.

Why the fuck would the Chiefs call their last timeout immediately after the two minute warning?

On the next Great Moments in Poop History:

After getting infected with two separate cases of adware from Google Ad sponsored search results in as many months I'm about ready to make the switch to Bing. Google changed the blue background for ads to be so faint now it's almost indistinguishable from actual results. It makes it look like the ad is the first…

- 7 Years old

I owned a Bronco II I think the engine comes from the factory that way.

My girlfriend's father threw her into the fan when she was a baby. She still has a dent on her head from it, but no decapitation. Babies are tougher than you think but then again she has severe dyslexia, ADD and daddy issues so you probably dodged a bullet.

It's fairly common among dealerships as it's a good way to increase profits. It costs them almost nothing to give you free oil changes for a year and it gives them multiple ways to get more money out of you. They can say "Hey tell you what, close today and I'll throw in free oil changes for a year". That probably…

I've been rewatching it with my girlfriend who's never seen it and I have to say it's even better the second time. I've watched it for the past 6 years as it aired one week at a time. I'm now realizing that quite often the next episode will make a subtle reference to the one before that was hard to pick up on if you…

Whoa number line = mind blown. I've been doing math in my head like that for years because I'm fucking terrible at it and can only do it in my head if it's intervals of 10. All this time I thought I was cheating when it turns out I was just smarter than everybody else.

Unlike most teams on Why Your Team Sucks, Breaking Bad has managed to string together 5 solid seasons.

I have a friend that hates all these legendary shows like The Wire, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game of Thrones etc. You name it and he "I don't know, just couldn't really get into it". He always watches like one half of Season 3 episode 4 and then gives up when it obviously fails to grab his attention. It's infuriating,…

Yes, I wondered aloud when that happened as I have the 49ers kicker on my fantasy team and was playing against Frank Gore so I was excited about the 3rd down stop.

Let's hope the aliens don't pick up "Paradise By the Dashboard Light" when they're rounding Neptune. They'd surely exterminate us Independence Day style and we'd deserve it. Nobody in the Galactic Federation would blame them for wiping out a species that would allow that song to exist.

There also a 93% chance Gill purchased a puppy on his way home and drop kicked it off a bridge.