Oi who you callin seedless mate? You better mind that lager hole of yours before me mates and I fix you up right proper.

That kid has the most punch-able face ever right guys?

That's the second time today on Gawker I've seen Celtic Pride mentioned. I haven't thought about that movie in years.

Airports chains are anomalies though. I've had breakfast at Chili's in an airport. I'm pretty sure it's Chili's breakfast in name only, it probably comes from the cafeteria two terminals over.

"but does that cross our mind when we play Punch-Out!!?"

In that case though you probably won't ask for Ash on the phone unless you knew them really well. The difference is if you're a Chris and a Christine most people who would call on the phone would ask for Chris for the husband or Christine . If you're both Ashley you're getting Ashley either way which is what leads to…

I have a friend who's parents have the same full first name and are still together. It's not even like one is a nickname Chris for Christine etc. It's one of those ambiguous names like Ashley, that's never shortened so you can't even use the formal name to avoid confusion. "Hey is Joe there?" "Which one". "Joanna".…

The Patriot Whey is low protein gruel served to Gillette Stadium staffers which has long been mistaken by reporters as some sort of ideology.

On a related note, are we ever going to get Dead Wrestler of the Week back? I don't think we've run out of material yet.

Salvation was supposed to be the reboot that lead to new sequels. I think as someone else pointed out because they changed the ending and the film wasn't generally not well received it died. We should be thankful for that too because given some of the shit McG was saying he wanted to do in the sequels it sounded…

We regret to inform you that Tommy has passed away from consuming a combination of bath salts and liquid drano.

If we're not disqualifying the homeless the streak is easily years.

Nevertheless Hernandez's handlers have chosen to copyright #dillweedstrong just in case.

Yeah I think the sad reality is probably far less funny than the sign implies. Most likely it's out of fear that resident bacteria will enter the water supply from someones unclean butt rather than people actually sharting in the pool. That reality is also far scarier because you can't see it and it's coming for YOU!!

Given the quality of the average Boston.com comment I'm surprised nobody has blamed this on Obama and the illegals yet.

You can still be that guy who makes fun of the guy who'll draft him and hold him all year hoping the charges get dropped only to release him just before the playoffs. Then witness the charges miraculously get dropped, he get's picked up by the Ravens and someone with higher waiver priority takes him as you watch in…

My comments have nothing to do with celebrities, I have no love for them and I don't think they deserve special treatment at all. I'm just concerned with the general consensus that because someone refuses to talk to police it means they're guilty. We shouldn't be reinforcing that fact when it's our constitutional…

It is, but not as sad as someone spending 10 years in jail awaiting trials/appeals for a crime they didn't commit which is not all that uncommon. The entire West Memphis Three case is a fine example of how talking to police without an attorney can not only screw you but your friends.

It looks like he was trying to tip hashtag .64

It makes perfect sense when everyone is just salivating over the possibility of him being involved. You're correct, in a perfect world innocent people should be able to help out in these cases. But unfortunately we don't live in a perfect world and there are a lot of people who'd love to be involved in taking down a…