I never did before, but I hate Debra Messing now. Why couldn’t she visit poor whites in Tennesee? They have sex workers there too. They probably have their own condom dance as well!

No joke: your hangovers will suddenly last for days, and you’ll gain weight just by looking at food. Other than that, turning 30's not bad.

When I read this piece I was so angry that I did that which no man should ever do. Should I have done it? Perhaps not. But I suppose we’re all just staring wistfully out onto the ocean

Wooo hoooo! The radness!!!!!!!! :]

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

30 is an awesome age. Old enough to stop giving as many fucks, young enough to still have plenty of fucks left.

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How refreshing after all the Rachel Zoe and Rachel Zoe-wannabe styled starlets! Ever since she became famous, red carpets have been a total snooze. Everyone is pretty, but boring. I love seeing people have fun with their outfits!

Shut it down, folks. THAT... is how you do a red carpet.

Shit like this makes having a 13 year old child the best thing in the world. My son and I nearly wet ourselves watching these.

these are...teens?

Mind if I join you?

Yeah except I went to one of these concerts and waved my hands like I didn’t care.

Is the cowboy hat absolutely necessary to the art of the auctioneer or is it more like the de facto uniform? Asking for a friend who looks ridiculous in a Stetson...

As a matter of fact, her father is a “former business colleague” of Edward Blum, the lawyer behind all of this.

He can haunt a courthouse lavatory. Instead of Moaning Myrtle, we’ll have Screaming Scalia.