You are incredible and have brought delight to my afternoon :)

Nope! I’m 33 and love the 30something me SO MUCH. I’ve moved past all the dumb shit in my 20s and am now feeling like a capable, responsible adult. People take me more seriously, I actually have some money to spend on cool shit like vacations and fun stuff, and I can absolutely decide to eat ice cream for breakfast…

Park it on the street in Georgetown so everyone can see what a Cool Dude you are... at least that’s the behavior that I’ve witnessed in my time in DC from people driving yellow Lambos or gold-plated Ferraris.