Roberto Martinez has been fantastic.

By all means, Katy, justify your continued insistence on looking like a sexualized Lisa Frank notebook.

guurrrrl. that hairstyle is a nope!

Her argument, I'm assuming, is that he scammed her to get her "on the hook" for child support payments for a child she has no biological connection to whatsoever. It does seem rather odd that he moved for divorce when he did (after the child was well on his or her way in the gestation process) and that he petitioned…

say that!

Nuh-uh! He had sex with goop???

But they've been together for 12 - since Bey was 20 I think.

I'll just leave this here...

Just stopping by to chime in that Dallas Basic is fucking ON POINT. But you forgot the Michael Kors watch the size of salad plate.

These texts are so cringy that I am now officially 300% done. I cannot even.

He's a bra is half full kind of a guy.

You've obviously never watched Dwyane Wade do everything he can to contort his body in order to draw contact for a shooting foul.

Can we demand the unphotoshopped copies of these?

A woman did this in my town. The worst part was she signed the child into daycare but forgot to take the child from the car and drove to work for the day (across the bloody street from the daycare!!!) and the daycare workers never noticed the child should have been there but wasn't. I condemned that woman until I had…

Oh go fuck yourself.

Can't tell if trolling or American.

Hulk tho...(dayuuum)

The white dress doesn't universally represent purity. It represents bridehood right now. Not something to clutch pearls over, especially since the concept of purity is misogynistic crap. Women who have had sex or given birth are not impure.

I think the color would be shutthefuckupwhydoyoucareple.

It wasn't rape (or rapey). Just demonic. They had an interesting (albeit creepy supernatural-type) conversation beforehand and she participated willingly. Of course the whole demon showing up during the act thing is...er, different.