Girl you go get that discount dutch oven

I disagree. When I was watching it and found out they were having a bathing suit portion, my firST thought was: oh, great. When men have to put on little bathing suits and parade around it's HILARIOUS AMIRITE??? LOLOL but when women do it in a beauty pageant, it's just par for the motherfucking course.

Ok so I was with James telling his sad-sack story about cheating on his girlfriend of 5 and 1/2 years until he got to the part when he said he cheated on her his FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE. Uh, middle/high school girlfriends do not count as real relationships. If that scarred you for life then you are easily scarred,…

Whoa whoa whoa we're not Arizona, Ok?

BURNING LOVEEEEEE. Such spot-on satire. It's amazing.

That's weird because I also have an ex-boyfriend who looks like Adam and it makes me feel the exact same way.

Exactly. What a hero.

I have met her before (albeit at an event where she was supposed to be nice to the public) and she was, indeed, very nice.

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Ummmm I am currently on a streak of 5 Edith Wharton novels in a row. I feel, you guys. I FEEL SO MUCH.

Dude I went to Nordstroms to get new bras this weekend and they saleslady told me that my 34DD boobs were actually 32G boobs. I almost gave HER a black eye...but then I found a polka dot bikini in a 32G and let it slide.

YOBY?? Connie Britton's child's name is YOBY?

If I had a dollar for every erotic dream I've had about Jack White, I'd have, like, $5. Happens to the best of us.

So I worked at the now defunct BBB ripoff Linens and Things in high school and they had ACTUAL stacks of towels at the top. Maybe that's why they went out of business...

Ugh. Maybe I'm the only one, but the whole thing was just so goddamn twee that I couldn't enjoy it. A dress made of paper? Only your coworkers at your wedding? Also, Poehler and Scott have zero chemistry.

Thanks so much for commenting on this article! Very enlightening and interesting project.