If you think cruise ships offer the best food you’ll ever eat, I’m going to go ahead and not listen to any recommendations from you.

What I want to know is... who was the ONE person who bought a VW Eos in 2017?

David, these vehicles are hulking piles of shit. I expect you to buy them.

Used Rocket:

Those pictures remind me of being in middle-school sex ed, and they show you weird pictures of anatomy that are excessively detailed, and you’re kind of aroused, but also confused and a bit frightened.

I read that as slut life every time I see it. the script they chose is not the clearest...

can’t cross...a golf course

Nice price or crack pipe for the Jeep, I wonder?

We would have also accepted “I’m thankful for term limits.”

“I’m thankful for Robert Mueller.”

Does this guy look like he cares? To him Silicon valley is just a street with 6 strip clubs on it and climate change was created by the illuminati and the liberal media to move jobs overseas.

It’s a fifty spot shy of $2,500 with AWD and seats 6 with a curb side sliding door or take out the seats and it can haul massive quantities of stuffs... NP what’s not to like? Winter’s coming, get a friend, quit your job, drive out West and live that dream of being ski bums, living out of the back of a van and…

I ferverently pray that the tombstone asshat is personally screwed by the removal of one portion if Obama’s legacy. And that he craps his moronic pants when alllll the truth comes out & even Fox can’t deny this administration is full of traitorous grifters.

“Oh, you have tiny hands! I like so much when man have so tiny hands! Is sexy!”

What is she seeing?

T-Rex: I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on the White House lawn. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.

I rented a diesel Audi in Italy a few weeks ago and there were signs EVERYWHERE on it, including the gas cap and dash and gas cap release and inside of the gas cap cover and the key fob saying DIESEL ONLY. I feel like maybe they had some bad experiences with Americans putting petrol instead of diesel...

Basically every time I pick up a wrench.

Last week I replaced the battery in my wife’s CR-V. It took 3 minutes to replace the battery and 45 minutes to find where in the engine bay my 10mm ratchet had fallen to.