Come on, Danica, I thought you liked jokes.

How I feel about both of them.

These cars age inversely proportional to how they were kept up.

Should be easy to find then - look for an Audi RS5 in the middle of 800 Volkswagen Beetles.

Since all of the comments below seem to find reading the original news article too difficult, let me paste this excerpt here to stop 100 more confused comments...