That’s so nice, thank you!

I wish I owned sockpuppet accounts to give this more stars.

+1 Depends

He wasn’t competing, just the judging panel…

Nice wet work.

I think I remember him being a pretty good qb when he played against Tennessee.

Badum tiss

Maybe watersports.

If you believe Scaramucci—you shouldn’t—Trump has thrown a perfect spiral through a tire.

Wait 15 seconds. They’ll come.

Grooooossss. He’s gonna end up on a list

Yeah, do you expect blowjobs when you pay for a brake job?

Yup-4AGE 1600cc. 11k readline. 6 speed sequential tranny.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

do magnets next.

I thought Scat Packs were a Mopar thing.

Seems like he’s just setting himself up for a run at the presidency.