If I know Balmer, the Clippers will be more stable after a small update and a reboot.

I dunno Laura—it seems a little excessive to put him in jail over that.

I feel like it should go to the family of Odin Lloyd. Fair is fair.

the mock faint felt a little thirsty, but there’s no question that we just enjoyed some top notch gator aid.

Yeah I’d rather he came to understanding later in life than not have him ever grasp it.

Count yourself lucky you actually saw them on campus. Since they opened that Ritz-Carleton, er I mean basketball dorm, I’m guessing the players only come out for games and major medical emergencies.

Wife: Hey honey, did you and your pet rat have fun?

Obligatory post objecting on grounds that the garment was probably licensed to a Garment District (AKA “garmento”) outfit that had all of the manufacturing decisions in the long run.

Fucl Barry Patckefsky, I didn’t watch the Oscar’s for the first time this year because it sucks.

Damn, Courtney Love has aged well.

You are a man, or a scientist, or both.

Which album/single?

This is exactly what happens at Sandoval’s house, although he tends more to just change the channel and ask the intruder to make him a sandwich.

This guy is certainly no Tugg Speedman.